According To Kels

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Girl, I Got NetFlix

Ana Banana and I were having the silliest conversations last night. I don't even know how it came about but at some point we were talking about the best lines guys come with. Or not. Guys come up with some real good shit but the best line by far....drum roll please....has got to do with coming over to watch a movie. LMFAO. Riiiight.

After we said it, I really started to think about how many guys have ever used that line and man oh man, there are plenty. Seriously! I think it's the go to line, if all else fails.

Earlier in our college years, my BFF (who is probably going to wonder why she loves me upon reading what will follow) came across this fellow named Brandon. Oh, how I will forever love that man. He provided me with the best lines to forever taunt her. BFF calls me at some point to tell me one of her B stories, "Kellee, he really said, 'Why don't you come to my house so we can watch a movie and we can kiss and stuff.'" I seriously, could not breath from laughing hysterically. It was the funniest of all the B stories, by far.

What's even funnier about it all now, B hit the nail right on the head. He was honest and straight to the point. We're all grown, there's no need to try to lure someone to your home under the pretense of watching a movie. LOL. At this point, we all know that when someone wants to watch a movie it's much more likely that they really want to make a movie. (That line is just for Ana. LMAO)


4 Comments:

Blogger suzy said...

Hahhaha I love it :) I'm here LMAO

October 26, 2011 at 4:28 PM  
Blogger Kels said...

I see. Welcome!

October 26, 2011 at 4:33 PM  
Anonymous DB said...

I am taking applications for a new bf bc clearly mine has got to go for this one- reminding me of my oh so special past paramours!!! It's oh so on ... you won't see it coming so I would suggest you sleep with one eye open Lee!!!

November 6, 2011 at 12:52 PM  
Blogger Kels said...

That really made me chuckle. It's all in jest, my dear. We both know I have some winners I could blog about and depending on the topic and just may some day. LOL. At least I didn't mention Mr M&M. :-P

November 6, 2011 at 2:14 PM  

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